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White people.
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Last year, Jake would take me into he city and we would cruise around watch the city lights… have nice dinners, I would dress up, see our friends. I was having the time of my life and on top of the world….
NOW
I am at home in my pjs on tumblr listening to music and playing a game…..There is nothing wrong with that but it’s 9:25 and I am at home by myself.. My boyfriend and I got sonic, he got my order wrong, forgot my dessert and I’m still hungry -__- there is a party tonight and I am debating to go because the weather outside is baaaad…
wtf friday….
I would like to add
- “Marry me”
- Michael says “her”
- “That was a freebie”
- “And thats why…”
- The doctor gives misleading news to the family
- “Hop on”
Good god I wouldn’t make through one episode
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Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.
Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.
Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.
I’ll waste the lot of you
Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!
NYET.
3 it is.. let’s get this party started.
Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol
I HAVE A GUN BONER.
What? What’s all this fuckery?
Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!
Mama always said this day’d come!
EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!
WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems.
Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.
There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.
Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t make me tell you again.
Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.
A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?
Wood.
Men of tumblr, I applaud you.
JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR
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“yeah this is my turn right here”
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Candy Crush is addicting and I can’t stop. It’s a drug I tell you. A DRUG!
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